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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
Sherlock walking around 221b with 80 cigarettes in his mouth just to hint at John the big things he can fit in his mouth
it’s a metaphor
- This is not a picture of Dan Howell. It is said to be Dylan Scoville though some have argued otherwise.
- These are not pictures of Dan and Phil hugging. They are actually hugging this guy:
You can watch the video here
- This is not a picture of Phil and Dan. Phil was in Dublin, Ireland, filming for Apartment Red. The guy behind him is whataboutadam.
- During the radio show on August 18th Phil says “maybe”, not “baby.”
You can listen here.
Thank you for doing this! please everybody take note of this.. the half naked picture is deffinatley Dylan and not Dan, there are no dimples.. so not Dan and Dan himself has said that it isn’t him. Can I also add to this, this is an edit, there is a girl in the middle who has been edited out so dan and phil are actually hugging her (it’s her hand on Dan’s waist) and not each other and the bottom one, Dan is actually kissing Hattirex.. and phil is from another photo.
YES bless this post
there are a lot of other things that phandom is confused about tho
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
john green have had enough of your shit
I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.
that means i can still joke about ~puts a cigarette in my mouth~ metaphors
THEIR OTP KISSING
excuse you, we are getting there
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
IT GOT BETTER
"It’s a metapod, see"
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
I’m really glad you brought this back because honestly I want to get this tattooed on my face.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
IT IS SHERLOCK
THATS TOTALLY HOW HE’S GONNA COME BACK AFTER REICHENBACH…………??
Did you all realize that this scene is a HELL door open?? the souls are going out of HELL
*ahem* “I may be on the side of the angels, but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
When my alarm goes off in the morning
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services