Farted in the apple store. Not my problem they don’t have windows
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao
thats terrible u should try a chair
r there any hot emo guys here?
I’m in the interesting and innovative packaging fandom. Who’s with me?
packaging can make or break my buying a product
wow they really did adapt frozen well
IT GOT BETTER
The Boy Who Lived
My new favorite post.
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
what the actual fuck