Ain’t it fun?
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan
Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos
"you’ve got a friend in me"
Happy birthday, JK and Harry!
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.
Dan: *puts potato in mouth* ”It’s a metaphor.”